Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in Lili's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
6:09 pm	An Ode to London's New Mayor (v1) No hearse  Could be worse For London Town Than an arse Called Boris Wearing the crown (3 Comments |Comment on this)
6:06 pm	Lilith posts oh my Gawd On May 19th spikeylady and I are walking to raise money for the London Legal Support Trust. SPONSOR US!!! Be kind to me gentle reader (Comment on this)
Friday, December 30th, 2005
8:09 pm	Shout going out from the St Reatham Massive! Under the powers vested in me under the Emergency Powers (Chaos Wars) New Years Eve Preparation Act 2006 I hereby bestow the following individuals with the ranks and commendations as are hereinafter set out below for acts beyond the call of grooviness in the excavation of the detritus in our flat: 1 adjectivemarcus: Grand Knight Commander of Storage Solutions ( with two Pink Bars) 2 webcowgirl: Order of the ladies who lunch then scrub the kitchen- Special Latex Paratroop Division (Regimental Motto: "Awesome!!!") 3 babysimon: Hierophant of Window Blinds and Knight Extraordinary of the Order of My Mum Thought You Were 18 4 katyha: Lord Protector of the Boxes and Grand Navigator of the Dusty Shelves Never have so many owed so much to so few (34 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, November 4th, 2004
9:15 pm	Ode to Mr Bush I am so happy since election night that I just HAD to compose this litle offering to express my feelings about the dear little ol election n stuff. I call it Ode to Bush ("The Arghargh song"). Things just seem so much better after I doubled my dose of antidepressants and began to wash them down with beer. I hope you all enjoy this (particularly if you voted as God told you to). If it catches onit is my hope that it will become the political anthem of the Repubhlican party, and help it win time after time after time. ( poem ) Current Mood: cheerful (15 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 1st, 2003
9:44 pm	Belated Bi Con Well, as I only post once every six months it's not that late. Just got back from a blissful 9 days away from the office, including ecstatic (for the most part) extended weekend at Bicon. Great relaxing with old friends including ergotia, ciphergoth, bootpunk, spikeylady, jackieh and countess sophia (who we've not seen enough of), to name but a few. And the prize for best first time conventioneer must go to mopani. Then this weekend rounded off with trip to slimelight with most of the above, and rambled on until the wee hours. If I can keep my cool now that I'm back at the office... (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 13th, 2003
9:48 pm	Stuck at the Office Yet again. You can see what sort of crisis it takes to elicit a post. Reason? A colleague is refusing to speak to a rather awkward client, who is only in to check we have copies of all documents. But colleague has mislaid previous copies given by client, so now client is (slooowly) recopying everything. And colleague has gone home. Can I kill someone please? (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 25th, 2002
8:42 pm	Stakhanovite Whore of Soviet Union Fed up to Back Teeth Saturday. The office. Sunday; gee, it must be the office. Ergotia very kindly came in on Saturday and alphabetised about 600 pieces of unfiled correspondence and other documents (now to link them to files which apparently are made of photosensitive paper and disappear when I look for them). Saturday night at Kitty's with lovely Jackieh, not to mention babysimon, ciphergoth andd other good things. Staggered back to Stratford looking for cab, and eventually picked up by affable Afghan minicabdriver. Quizzed him anonymously about views on our offices testcase, media-saturated piece on deported afghan family (we got over 100 t calls from journos day before deportation, and intervierws on german tv). Says "British justice is best ibn the world, government cannot do these things to children". The poor sap. Companion extremely nice to self Sunday morning, which makes up for a lot. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 23rd, 2002
6:07 pm	Honestly, I love my job but the beurocracy drives me nuts (ironic that in my line of work I can't cope with paper). Sitting in the office all day updating our office manual for an audit Monday week. Which would be sort of ok except that everyone in my office is out because (being a cushy voluntary sector posting|) we awarded ourselves an extra day during bank holiday weekend. Which would be sort of ok, except I've got to come back tomorrow, and probably Bank Holiday Monday too. Oh well, anything to avoid another all nighter. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 22nd, 2002
10:04 pm	Aesthetic genes? Just seen BBC1'S Obsessions (yes, yes, what am I doing in on a Thursday night). This featured the guy who hasn't missed a football match in 27 years (sad), the woman who embezzled 4 million dollars to go shopping (frightening but magnificent- she billed her employers for non existent services by a non existent company, so who's the cunt?), and the woman who spend 3 hours a day doing her makeup because everytime she looks in the mirror she sees all these imperfections (there but for the grace of god). The sweeties were the guy who had 90 high heel shoes, and is not transitioning mf (boy could she dance in 7" spikes); the downside was she had rsi from spending up to 8 hours a day spanking the monkey (how coy). Also the bodi-mod guy who is slowly transforming self into tiger (featuring great non anaesthetic piercong scene). As typical in the media, he seemed rerlatively sane after all the weird guy publicity. However the gem was an assertion lightly dropped in that there "may be an aesthetic gene". No way. One deserves some credit for all that effort. (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 20th, 2002
12:17 pm	Ok now even I have to post Can't say how long this impulse will last though (e.g. if I dump this transmission for the third time running again I'm going to torch the machine) Paradoxes: (1) Being the least excited for any bi-con I can remember. Maybe having the most fun. (2) Really enjoying catching up w lovers and friends (including some not seen/talked to for ages including purplerabbit, kerrycat, sandrabond, sandy, karren- lj memory exhausted transmission ends). The boredom fiend screaming inside skull for long periods and trying to eat brain (ok, maybe the chemicals had a lot to do with this). (3) Being up for it for discos. Only dancing to 2 numbers. (4) Enjoying really organised bi-con. Sleeping all day and only making one workshop. (5) Delighted to spend quality time with many on Friday and Saturday night, including ciphergoth, ergotia, calar, babysimon, grant and jessamy. Not wanting to speak to anyone on Sunday morning in case I bit their head off (see rider to 2 above). (6) Predominant expression of bi-con angst (pulling, talking to strangers etc)is "everyone is a goth but I'm not". That'll be me and my 125 clones then. (7) Bi-con blues. But it'll all happen again next year, so what? (8) Meeting someone I haven't seen for a really long time. OK, can't think of a down side to this, except that this person lives on the North Pole. Catching up on sleep, & best of all don't have to be in work until Thursday. Bliss. Adds voice to hosanna of heavenly throng lifting voices in praise of bi-con organisers in the sky. Let's see if I can send this now... Tick tick tick (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 1st, 2002
12:52 am	Caspar the friendly ghost I'm sure you thought that I was defunct. Check out evidence to the contrary on the film shoot pics. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 11th, 2002
3:43 pm	Eughhhhh Ergotia and cyphergoth are dirty shags. (8 Comments |Comment on this)